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For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via teamtarantino)
But women do care about penis size
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What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes?
…..That happens every day tho, It’s one of their go to targets for weak jokes.
What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”?
All of those are probably real articles published in the last year of Maxim and Men’s Health, bet money.
What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”?
i’d tip. Well.
What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job?
I’d either fuck her or Sue her. Maybe both, Ya boy is getting paid either way.
What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun?
I’m 100% sure there are female State Troopers, I’m equally sure that they stay strapped. I’m ok with that.
What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis?
Seriously? You fucking chose that to prove your point?…….The person who wrote this is a dunce.
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is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter
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